Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter

I am so happy I found this.

Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter

Bio: I’m 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says

“My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday…You want to watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I’m a mad man if you don’t pick me the hell up.”

“The dog is not bored, it’s a fucking dog. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He’s a god damned dog.”

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