“F*ck You, Whale, and F*ck You, Dolphin!”

“…at least one witness said the animal leaped from the water and dragged the woman in.”

I believe the correct conjugation is “leapt.” That is f-ing gnarly. Can you imagine? At first you’re like, “Wow, Shamoo is smart enough to knock me into the water.”

And then you’re like,  “And now I’m going to die. I guess we shouldn’t keep these animals in captivity and make them do tricks for money.”

via Killer Whale Kills Trainer During SeaWorld Show.