My Review of The Venture Bros. Lightweight Hoodie

Originally submitted at Adult Swim Shop

The Venture Bros. Lightweight Hoodie is a super-soft, heather gray zip-up with front-pockets and the Venture Industries logo on the top left front. It has an understated cool and elegant simplicity that we think will really complement your overbearing personality. It might also make people think yo…

Actually a good hoodie, for slave labor

By Ignignokt from The Moon, Mother Muchacho! on 3/9/2011

 

5out of 5

Chest Size: Feels true to size

Sleeve Length: Feels true to length

Pros: Great Color, Soft, Versatile, Warm, Lightweight, Stylish, Comfortable

Best Uses: Casual Wear, Work, Going Out, Layering, Cold Weather, Travel

Describe Yourself: Trendy, Adverb-Proficient, Practical, Comfort-oriented, Stylish, Classic, Mannered Gentlemanliness, High-end shopper, Dashingly Handsome

I find your lack of faith disturbing. God, if I could just get more shwag with the Venture Industries logo on it, I’d buy it all. I’d even put it on one of my fancy German sports sedans and then do inappropriate things with it — things that would make Charlie Sheen blush.

(legalese)

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