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The Venture Bros. Lightweight Hoodie is a super-soft, heather gray zip-up with front-pockets and the Venture Industries logo on the top left front. It has an understated cool and elegant simplicity that we think will really complement your overbearing personality. It might also make people think yo…
Actually a good hoodie, for slave labor
Chest Size: Feels true to size
Sleeve Length: Feels true to length
Pros: Great Color, Soft, Versatile, Warm, Lightweight, Stylish, Comfortable
Best Uses: Casual Wear, Work, Going Out, Layering, Cold Weather, Travel
Describe Yourself: Trendy, Adverb-Proficient, Practical, Comfort-oriented, Stylish, Classic, Mannered Gentlemanliness, High-end shopper, Dashingly Handsome
I find your lack of faith disturbing. God, if I could just get more shwag with the Venture Industries logo on it, I’d buy it all. I’d even put it on one of my fancy German sports sedans and then do inappropriate things with it — things that would make Charlie Sheen blush.
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