(NSFW) The Dr. Girlfriend Nip Slip

Okay, so I’m kind of a perv for noticing this. Let’s just get that out of the way right now.

I was watching my DVDs for the umpteenth time when I noticed something peculiar.

I have little way of knowing if this is already out there. A web search of the terms girlfriend and topless yields a dizzying array of results. But, I did my best and from what I can tell I may be one of the first to have noticed this.

I suspect Herr McCulloch (aka Jackson Publick) and Doc Hammer may gone through puberty desperately needing to touch some girl parts because there’s this sequence in the penultimate episode of the third season of The Venture Bros. In “The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together” Part I, about four minutes from the closing credits, Dr. Girlfriend is sitting on Brock Samson’s bed, waiting for him to enter the room. She’s propped herself up and is adjusting her costume when she has *drum roll* a wardrobe malfunction.

Dr. Girlfriend's Nip Slip
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And out pops one of her dirty pillows.

Hooray for super science!

Oh, before I forget: “Hi, mom!”

This Year’s Prom Theme: Fake Prom for Lesbian and Five Other Students

Sadly, this sort of thing has been going on for a long time. I have a friend who was stationed in the south and in the few years he spent living near the base he’d witnessed the local high school holding two prom dances. Its “secret prom” for all the white kids, was held at a country club. They skipped the “real prom” which was attended by everyone else.

It reads like some twisted John Hughes movie.

Anyway, I guess we can write off another generation of white southerners. The tradition Jim Crowe lives on as parents show their kids how they can deal with de-segregation in a quasi-legal fashion.

McMillen tells The Advocate that a parent-organized prom happened behind her back — she and her date were sent to a Friday night event at a country club in Fulton, Miss., that attracted only five other students. Her school principal and teachers served as chaperones, but clearly there wasn’t much to keep an eye on.

via pandagon.net – we are the public option.

Henry Rollins, Ladies and Gentlemen

My first concert when I was 16 was a triple headliner tour of Beastie Boys, Cypress Hill and Rollins Band. That was in 1991 and five years after the deactivation of Black Flag.

Now he writes a column for Vanity Fair. How weird.

Well, he’s still got it, folks.

John Boehner, he’s a piece of work. Get to John when you can and remind him that the Declaration of Independence is one thing and the Constitution is another. He says he carries a copy with him. I actually do carry a copy of the Constitution with me wherever I go and I was listening on the radio as he read the second paragraph of the Declaration of Independence as the preamble of the Constitution. Wait a minute, I’m just a high school graduate without a fake tan, and I was able to pick that out. And you know, no one behind him, if you watch the footage, no one is even wrinkling their brow going “Wait a minute, he got it wrong.” No one in the crowd—tea partiers, who love the constitution—none of them are saying “Hey wait a minute coach, you got that one wrong.” They’re just nodding and going “Hell yeah, get your government hands off my Medicare!” So I’m sure I do get hate mail from these people.

via Cincinnati Magazine.