Dubai Aquarium Springs a Leak

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Dubai Mall, one of the world’s largest shopping centers and a symbol of Dubai’s grandeur, was partly closed on Thursday after an aquarium containing thousands of fish and sea animals started leaking, police and witnesses said.

via Dubai Mall partly evacuated after aquarium leak | Reuters.

“F*ck You, Whale, and F*ck You, Dolphin!”

“…at least one witness said the animal leaped from the water and dragged the woman in.”

I believe the correct conjugation is “leapt.” That is f-ing gnarly. Can you imagine? At first you’re like, “Wow, Shamoo is smart enough to knock me into the water.”

And then you’re like,  “And now I’m going to die. I guess we shouldn’t keep these animals in captivity and make them do tricks for money.”

via Killer Whale Kills Trainer During SeaWorld Show.