Putin denies ‘new Cold War’ but says new nukes are on ‘combat duty’ – NBC News

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“Every single weapons system that I have discussed today easily surpasses and avoids a missile defense system,” Russian President Vladimir Putin told NBC News on Thursday. “But “some of them still have to be fine-tuned and worked on. Others are already available to the troops and battle-ready.”
— Read on www.nbcnews.com/news/world/putin-denies-new-cold-war-says-new-nukes-are-combat-n852496

Homework: Get Hit By A Range Rover

Today, I got hit by a Range Rover. With New York plates.

It happened around noon. At Sixth and Santa Clara.

I’d just about rode my bike down to the stop sign when homie came up close at the limit line. I’d been in a track stand when his bumper kissed my left thigh. About eight people saw it.

I didn’t fall, and – thanks me to God – I stayed vertical. But I’ve got the Range Rover logo burned in to the lint on my left thigh.

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost…