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5.0 out of 5 stars From The Future, December 16, 2010

By Frank Perkins (CT, USA)

This review is from: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz (Misc.)

Hi,

I am from the future and was sent back in time to warn everyone that in the year 2453 cows become sentient and rise against the transhuman race. At first, they withheld their savory bodies from our consumption. The loss of prime rib and filet mignon were devastating to our vapidness lives. Luckily the scientists were already working on a mutation between a pig, giraffe and tofu which could be formed into any type of meat substitue.

The line was drawn when they cows, or Bovinians as they would like to be called, removed the milking apparatuses from their utters. The planets of Earth, Earth2.0 and GoogleEarth were devastated as there is no tofu substitue for their delicious nectar.

My advice to you is buy as much milk as you can because in the future, it’s a delicacy.

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