WARNING: Dating This Guy Can Be Bad for Your Health

Whoah, boy, is your face gonna be red at the next board meeting!

Good thing he’s no longer playing CEO with grampa’s brewery.

Furthermore, you really have to hand it to guys like this. They’re out there, day after day, taking one for the team. It’s gotta be rough rounding up all those hot, young, pliable junkies. And let’s not forget the pressures that come with inheriting so much power and money.

The girlfriend of former Anheuser-Busch CEO August Busch IV died at his home after accidentally overdosing on the painkiller oxycodone, the St. Louis County medical examiner said Wednesday.

This isn’t the first time an erstwhile girlfriend of the Budweiser scion has died under mysterious circumstances. While in college, Augustus was known for giving flying lessons out the sunroof of his Corvette.

So, ladies, if you’re thinking of landing this guy, make sure to ask for hazard pay up front. Sounds like dating Augustus Busch IV might be a life-threatening pursuit.

via Coroner: Busch’s girlfriend overdosed on oxycodone – USATODAY.com.

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Tom Cornyn

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