“To Serve Man”

Hey everybody! There’s still some Kool-Aid in the punch bowl!

I mean, they’re backed by Goldman Sachs. What could go wrong? It’s not like they’ve ever deceived their own clients. Oh, wait.

I remember when Groupon was getting ready to get bough by Google. But, their finance guy blabbed about it and Google pulled out within hours of learning about the leak.

Groupon raises $700 million in massive IPO | Reuters.