The Top 20 Reasons Not to Move to Dubai in no particular order! By Tia O’Neill.
Robots in Disguise
Japan has perfected the awesome new Ejection Seat robot which not only does the Watusi, but serves as a magical wheelchair/toilet to help you reach tall shelves while pooping.
I think I’m missing something.
Super Mario Bros. 2: Hardcore
I don’t know how else to describe this video besides “awesome”.
I made it through four minutes, which is pretty good for DIY machinema.
Saw VI Movie Poster Actually Depicts CAT-5 Network Cable Crimping Tool
I was out running this morning and while waiting for the light to change, I got a chance to take a close look at the new Saw VI movie poster. And then I noticed something funny about one of the “scary tools” they used as a prop in the photo.
So, the thing that makes the big V in this picture …

… is actually one of these (a crimping tool) …

… which is used to make these (computer network cables) …
Which makes me a lot more willing to see the movie, actually.
Now mind you, there are certain parts of my body that I wouldn’t want to crimp (or have crimped, for that matter), but having used these things dozens of times, the image not strike fear into my heart.
I Prefer Paris: Paris Public Toilets
I Prefer Paris: Paris Public Toilets.
Examining the inevitable result of French gastronomy. These are above and beyond the nicest public toilets I ever imagined existed. The ones I’ve used in Japan where basically just an open hole in the ground with no-slip pads all around.
These make me want to go to Paris and be homeless. Would that mean I’d no longer comprehend knock-knock jokes?


