Japan has perfected the awesome new Ejection Seat robot which not only does the Watusi, but serves as a magical wheelchair/toilet to help you reach tall shelves while pooping.
I think I’m missing something.
Super Mario Bros. 2: Hardcore
I don’t know how else to describe this video besides “awesome”.
I made it through four minutes, which is pretty good for DIY machinema.
Saw VI Movie Poster Actually Depicts CAT-5 Network Cable Crimping Tool
I was out running this morning and while waiting for the light to change, I got a chance to take a close look at the new Saw VI movie poster. And then I noticed something funny about one of the “scary tools” they used as a prop in the photo.
So, the thing that makes the big V in this picture …
… is actually one of these (a crimping tool) …
… which is used to make these (computer network cables) …
Which makes me a lot more willing to see the movie, actually.
Now mind you, there are certain parts of my body that I wouldn’t want to crimp (or have crimped, for that matter), but having used these things dozens of times, the image not strike fear into my heart.
I Prefer Paris: Paris Public Toilets
I Prefer Paris: Paris Public Toilets.
Examining the inevitable result of French gastronomy. These are above and beyond the nicest public toilets I ever imagined existed. The ones I’ve used in Japan where basically just an open hole in the ground with no-slip pads all around.
These make me want to go to Paris and be homeless. Would that mean I’d no longer comprehend knock-knock jokes?
Bizarre Google Search Suggestions
I suppose it was only a matter of time:
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