Agent Dana Sally

I just checked my spam folder and found this gem. Enjoy.

FBI- Criminal Justice Information Services Division
Address: 26 Federal Plaza, New York, NY 10278, USA

I am Mrs  Dana Sally  from FBI unit,i have been instructed by our FBI Director Christopher Wray, to inform you that out of our thorough investigation lately ,we found out that one of the abandoned  valid Packages such as ATM Cards And Consignment Boxes worth $11.5 million United State Dollars by diplomatic agents who complained that the beneficiaries were not able to provide the anti terrorist clearance certificate to guide and show that the fund is no way related to fraud or drug money,with the information we have here,we found out that one of the funds belongs to you.

And you are meant to report back quick with the fee for the needed certificate( Anti terrorist Clearance Certificate ) which is $98 ,in conclusion you are advised to stop any transaction you are doing now for this fund,because your fund is now under our custody and we will deliver it to you by our self. Get back to us quick for the information you will use to send the money and also  to avoid any more delay on your fund and make sure you provide your phone number as well for easy communication.

Mrs  Dana Sally
FBI Special Agent.

World News: April 7, 2016

So, there’s this cheery little quote I ran across today: “Iraq remains the center of what Jordanian King Abdullah now refers to as the Third World War.”

Source: World War Three may have already begun in Iraq and Syria

Let’s hope he’s wrong.

In other news mid-east news, the House of Saud has become the number three on the list of world’s biggest defense spenders.

In Eastasia, North Korea is trying to pop thermonuclear reentry vehicles on top of its Rodong-1 missiles.


Also, this past Monday the Peoples Republic of China announced it has sent nuclear missile subs to sit off the west coast of the US.

“This isn’t Pearl Harbor, but if people on all sides aren’t careful, it could be ‘The Guns of August.’”

-Kurt Campbell, former US Assistant Secretary of State for Asia

China’s also invoked Article 9 of its Friendly Cooperation Treaty (aka FCT, or ‘Treaty of Good-Neighborliness and Friendly Cooperation’) with Russia.

Article 9 states as follows:

When a situation arises in which one of the contracting parties deems that peace is being threatened and undermined or its security interests are involved or when it is confronted with the threat of aggression, the contracting parties shall immediately hold contacts and consultations in order to eliminate such threats.

Basically, invoking mutual defense. Why? Duh. Among other things, the ongoing dispute in the South China Sea.


Other reasons? I’d be willing to consider a narrative where China’s recent financial woes were the result of some new form of economic warfare. Possibly in retaliation for recent federal data breaches. But we’re getting to the point where I’d rather not be suggesting such things.

Russia’s probably helping North Korea with their missile tech. After all, the Rodong is just a SCUD missile.

Now, you’ll have to excuse me – I need to do some research on those Chinese subs.

Chinese hack U.S. weather systems, satellite network – The Washington Post

NOAA’s CPC (Climate Prediction Center) issued this statement last week:

There is an approximately 50-60% chance of El Niño conditions during the next two months, with ENSO-neutral favored thereafter.

If this proves to be inaccurate, it may be because the forecast models are based on bad data.

Hackers from China breached the federal weather network recently, forcing cybersecurity teams to seal off data vital to disaster planning, aviation, shipping and scores of other crucial uses, officials said.

I know we’re getting unusual amounts of rain here in Southern California; whether that constitutes a true El Nino event remains to be seen.

via Chinese hack U.S. weather systems, satellite network – The Washington Post.